Got a very funny phone call one evening. It was about 6 on Friday evening and it when like this
" Where are you"
" At home"
"What, just got here. Had a shower and having beer"
"What, **** you, I've waiting for for 20 minutes"
"Why, where, what for"
"Tesco's, ****ing hell, I've done the shopping - where **** are"
" At home - I told you" Slurp, slurp, burp.
"**** you, I've been stand here, ****ing hell, 20 ****ing minutes. Get here now you bastard"
"Just you wait" By now now the women is screaming in the phone"
Slurp, burp - " What Tesco's - where"
"The one we always go to. Are you drunk - bastard - were are you"
"I just told you - at home having beer". "Look - what Tesco's"
"The one by - What, what you doing here, what how come your her........"
"Look, I'm at home, in Sussex"
"Oh, oh shit, what - I'm in Liverpool..... "
"Think you got the wrong number babe....nice to talk to you"
"aaaaaaaaaaah yeah, sorry. My husband's here now. Sorry, I'm so sorry, really - sorry"
"No bother babe.... "
And with that I could her screaming at her husband before she hung up. Poor bloke, bet he had a real shit weekend