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Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« on: May 07, 2018, 04:38:38 AM »

Hey folks. Oops it's myrtle beach bike week next week again. And yes, I am still alive.  I will have Cleopatra, my 2011 GV 250 on display for the 5 th  Lemon anniversary.  I have her all polished up on all her non functioning glory along with her original bill of sale for US $ 3999.00 and all her parts and labor to keep her going a measley 8,700 miles in order that Americans can see the " quality" bike she is. I am planning to set up at the Beaver Bar.  So stop by and say hello.  If anybody from the factory wants to see my lemon and make comments on the garbage they built I'll be available.  Norcross Ga is close by, so you boys should stop over. Sorry Hyosung, but I'm still alive and well.  I have not gone away as you had hoped. Stop by and extoll about your failed engineering and failed quality control. Brag about your heap of scrap & please send some of your web cheerleaders!!
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Re: Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2018, 05:25:51 AM »

I wonder if the web cheerleaders are hot?
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Re: Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2018, 05:48:51 AM »

I'm praying that they is hot and they like old guys. So many hopes
So many dreams  ha ha ha !!

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Re: Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2018, 06:04:53 AM »

I was hoping you could get
One of those $12 flights to the US and
Stay at my place no charge, drink lots of beer
And reminisce about 1973 Kawasaki 250 2 cycles

Ha ha. We just got an old kaw running that hasn't fired in 20 years. Rode it around and the smoke police was crying cause its legal
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Re: Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2018, 06:38:28 AM »

Don't I wish! The US knows how to do motorcycle rallies!

Daytona Bike Week is on my bucket list. As is the IOM, hopefully before they ban it. Pikes Peak. Goodwood. ...I reckon I could gladly add Myrtle Beach to that list.
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Re: Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2018, 06:39:27 AM »

...the only question is, would I be able to keep my hands off Cleo? The temptation to fix her would be overwhelming.
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Re: Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2018, 12:26:15 PM »

If you hate the bike that bad....  charge $1 per swing to take a bat to the bike. at least you can get your money back and you wont have to worry about it any longer.... I'm sure those good 'ol Americans would loooove to take a swing at it.
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