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« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2008, 06:37:13 PM »

GTR: No that didn't happen to me
Zoran: My mother wanted to send me to a Psychaitrist (sp?) for a psychiatric evaluation  8O  I never went  :twisted:  I Have never been sick in my life, i don't exercise, i don't eat right mostly Twix, Milky Way, and Lucky Charms Cereal Dry. But i am healthy as the preverbial Horse. the Key to a Healthy live is Lots and Lots of Sex at least once a day. Besides didn't they say that getting off reduces the chances of Testicular Cancer, I like My balls just the way they are i don't need one removed, I will keep doing the nasty everyday. Kinda like the Apple thing "One a Day keeps the doctor away"  :twisted:  :roll: .

I probably need to be locked in a padded room Because i am one Sick, Twisted, Insane, and unstable person. But I am usually the quietest one in the room. But everyone Loves me and wants to get in my pants, I think its cause i am so darn cute  :D  :roll:  The Gt650R Just made it worse.
Me Mum is a nurse she brought home for me one day a Suture Kit and told me to keep it in my pocket just incase i had to sew something back on  :|
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« Reply #31 on: May 02, 2008, 07:22:59 PM »

Quote from: "ScooterMafia"
the Key to a Healthy live is Lots and Lots of Sex at least once a day.  :|


Does it make you look like Popeye??? :lol:
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« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2008, 01:31:50 PM »

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

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« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2008, 04:08:36 PM »

I like eggs. :|
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« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2008, 05:48:47 PM »

lol
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« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2008, 06:00:11 PM »

there was this boy named pinik who has never seen a ass
one day his class teacher asked him a question and the boy didnt know the answer
his class teacher got mad and hit him hard on his ass with a ruler
it hurt him bad and just after he got back home he dropped his pants and
was like " wtf!!! son of a bitch sliced my ass into two piece"
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« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2008, 06:19:42 PM »

who doesnt want to have the longest d1ck in the world ???
but this guy was not satisfied having the longest d1ck in the world...
well, there are problems when you have a 60 feet d1ck...
he was so frustated that he went to every doctor in the world but none was able to cure him...
at last he went to a witch and she told him that there is a talking frog in a jungle if he goes and asks her to fook with him every time she refuses his d1ck will be 1 foot shorter...
he went out in search for her and finally he found her
"wanna have sex with me"
"no" replied the frog
he did this for 58 times and the frog said no every times
his d1ck was now two feet and he wanted to have a perfect 1 feet d1ck
so he asked her again
"wanna have sex with me"
"how many times do i have to say you, no no no no no no "
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« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2008, 06:33:02 PM »

These are usually good for a few laughs

Man I love the USA:

One Reason i would like to go to Europe :  
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Yea this one is me I will drop a gear and stick my tongue out at you and drive off :

There is my little Buddy :

Another for size reference:

I caught this as it ran across the floor of my apartment yes that is a ping pong ball with a hole cut in it. The mice just are not fast enough to get away from me.
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« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2008, 08:04:22 PM »

Doctors and receptionist

A guy walks into the doctors and the receptionists asks "What's wrong".  

"I've come to have a mole removed from the end of my penis" he replies

"That sounds painful"  she says

"Your not kidding.  That's the last time I **** one of those things"


And an oldy but goody

Teacher was taking biology when she asks " and how should we dissect this frog".  Little Johnny sticks up his hand and shouts "stick a fire cracker up it's arse".  

"No Johnny, and anyway that should be rectum" the teacher says.  

"Rectum, nah - but it'll **** ing blow it's bollocks off"
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« Reply #39 on: May 04, 2008, 11:48:11 AM »

A guys wife comes out of the bath room with new 44DD breast - he ask WTF happened in there, she replys its the magic mirror, i wished three times and my wish came true, The guy as all guys do raced into the bath room, stood in front of the mirror and wished for his d1ck to touch the floor, he wished 3 times then his legs fell off.
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